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FIRE BOEHNER -




Weeper Of The House -




ANOTHER INSULT TO AMERICA - The White House Christmas tree decorations




REAGAN WAS RIGHT! - "..the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so."




Benedict Boehner -




Weeper of the House -




WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALIVE -




YOU'RE FIRED, DONALD TRUMP - And take that ridiculous hair with you




" I WILL STAND WITH MY MUSLIM BROTHERS " - 2012 Democratic platform advocates talking to Hamas, a 'Palestinian' 'right of return' to 'Israel proper,' 1949 armistice lines and a capital where?




CHANGE FOR 2012 - Because underdogs don't deserve to be in the Oval Office.


TAGS: whitehouse ovaloffice change new
Rating: 0/5

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KALKAM - October 24, 2012, 1:37 pm
That's Obama's lunch...


Climate Change = Agenda 21 & Globalization -




GOVERNMENT - how much did they cut their pay? $0.00




HOUSE AND SENATE - American government, business as usual




INSANITY - ESPECIALLY WHEN THE COST OF KEEPING CONGRESS OPEN FOR JUST A SINGLE WORKDAY IS $30,275,299




FLUSH WASHINGTON IN NOVEMBER - Get involved and plug-in to your govermnent




The general consensus -




" FORECLOSED " - President Obama’s Chicago home was foreclosed. President Obama had neglected to make a single payment on the home. Now running America & living in the White House.




" FOUR MORE YEARS OF OBAMA " - Idiots, now i have to be saying for the next 4 years... 'I told you so'.


TAGS: 2012 u s elections themuslimbrotherhood whitehouse goingtothedogs
Rating: 4.6/5

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simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:17 pm
lol didn't work the first 4 years of I told ya so. this time though they can't reelect him so I guess it is almost better.


Chicago Mob is running the White House -




" OBAMA INCOGNITO OVERSEEING MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD ELECTIONS ?" - “I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.”


TAGS: egypt islamists muslimbrotherhood whitehouse al taqiyya
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 2:09 pm
Why does the wall mural remind me of a fold-a-page from a Mad Magazine (and I'm not the 1L bomber...I didn't vote at all)?


THE WHITE HOUSE IS THE PEOPLE'S HOUSE - Mr. President: Stop using cheap scare tactics on the sequester and OPEN THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE PUBLIC




THE OBAMA - just a sec I have to go take an Obama




LISTEN TO HIM -




I'M NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE POOR - "I CAN SEE THEM FROM MY HOUSES"




CONGRESS - Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain




" THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE ! " - "Over the last 15 months we’ve created over 2.1 million private sector jobs. (Laughter.)"




MY WHITE HOUSE -




WALL STREET REFORM BILL - Because nothing says "All Fixed" like the two crooks who orchestrated the global economic disaster, and exempting themselves and Freddie and Fannie from the new regs. Freakin Priceless.


TAGS: priceless foxes guarding the henhouse
Rating: 3.79/5

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KaBoom - July 12, 2013, 6:21 pm
I love the pre-crash quote about making sure there are no additional restrictions on freddie and fanny. but remember, it was ALL Bush's fault....
KaBoom - July 12, 2013, 6:04 pm
I love the pre-crash quote about making sure there are no additional restrictions on freddie and fanny. but remember, it was ALL Bush's fault....


OBAMA SOUND BYTE - If Sarah can see Russia from her house, then I guess it can also be said that for Obama, we can see vacations from his house!




GLASS WHITE HOUSE -




FINALLY, GOVERNMENT HAS A USE - It's to make my house look better.




ISLAM ADVENTURE - New Childrens Book available at the White House




Selective rights -




" THE END OF FREE SPEECH IN THE WORLD " - Top Egyptian cleric urges “the need for an international resolution (banning) any attack on Muslim religious symbols.”




low information voters -




" 05 MAY 2012 SCOTLAND " - Obama "I will be very clear in voicing my belief that we're going to have to take further steps to deal with climate change in a serious way."




Lighthouse -




Shutdown Should Effect White House -




SWAMP MONSTER - Pelosi's Hubby's deal with Visa and her conflicts in setting the House floor agenda as Speaker of the House? 60 Minutes will be asking questions!




LIVIN' LARGE - That's right byatches, Barry's in the HOUSE!




" COMMANDER - IN - CHIEF " - It’s very short walk, no more than about 30 yards. There’s little danger of getting very wet, particularly with an umbrella in hand.


TAGS: courage obama commanderinchief umbrella whitehouse
Rating: 5/5

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PeteofSanJose - March 14, 2013, 11:49 pm
I keep flashing on the ph**o of him and michele. He had trouble operating the umbrella !!!


" AMERICA'S VERSION OF THE COMEDY CHANNEL " - Obama: "The world needs a strong America, and it is stronger now than when I came into office."


TAGS: 2012 uselection mittromney themanchurianpresidency themuslimbrotherhoodwhitehouse
Rating: 5/5

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vbattaile - October 23, 2012, 6:51 am
Tonight's "debate" needs to be replayed on the COMEDY CHANNEL....
vbattaile - October 23, 2012, 6:49 am
HAHAHAHAA.... GOOD ONE!! 5/5


State Of The Union -




The New Al Gore -




"This is not a game" -




Representative -




" ISRAEL HAS NOTHING TO FEAR.....BUT " - Kerry refused to sign the December 20 2012 letter in support of continuing sanctions against Iran.




" MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD PHARAO MOHAMMED II " - Muslim Brotherhood Creed 'Jihad is our Way. Dying in the way of Allah is our highest hope.'




Congress should heed this. -




" PRESENTING THE MUSLIM BROTHER HOOD AWARDS " - Rep Congressman Louie Gohmert: "Muslim Brotherhood advising Obama."




" IT'S THE SEASON TO BE FEARLESS " - White House Cuts Persian-Gulf Carriers in Half.


TAGS: themuslimbrotherhood whitehouse islamists antisemitism ahmadinejad
Rating: 5/5

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simplegenius - November 27, 2012, 12:51 pm
truth be told we don't need that many carrier groups to dominate.. yes more carriers give us a lot more power, but unless the middle eastern countries all of a sudden come up with a larger more competent army, (not terrorists) we will be ok.


"MESSIEURS LES TERRORISTES TIREZ LES PREMIERS." - Rules of Engagement Changed: IDF May Not Shoot Back in Gaza.




" THE COPTIC EXODUS FROM EGYPT " - More than 100,000 Copts applied for immigration to the U.S. and Scandinavian countries. Luckily Obama removed that 'Evil Dictator' Mubarak?




democrat politicize disaster -


TAGS: sheldon whitehouse
Rating: 4.69/5

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Curlyrocks - June 3, 2013, 9:41 pm
Yup all of tornado valley, and Chinas earthquakes yup those too.


" THE EMPEROR ON THE MOVE...... AGAIN " - Obama Will Use Jobs Bus Tour To Support Occupy Wall Street Protesters.




OBAMACARE. WHAT'S THAT TICKING SOUND? -




" THE FOUR HORSEMAN OF THE AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY APOCALYPSE " -




If Obamacare passed without Republican votes -




WHITE HOUSE EASTER EGG ROLL - FUN FOR ALL AGES!




HATE POETRY - "Common" a poet who promotes burning President Bush and killing cops, is invited to a night of poetry at the White House. Civility in public speech? Only if you are a conservative, I guess.




THE U.S. ECONOMY - Yeah, its kinda like this- Thanks to Obamanomics!




OPPORTUNITY - It's 3 AM, the phone is ringing




" A PICTURE TELLS A THOUSAND WORDS ' - Aren't you glad Obama helped remove that 'Evil Dictator' Mubarak?


TAGS: egypt islamists themuslimbrotherhood whitehouse altaqiyya
Rating: 4.25/5

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MFS - December 7, 2012, 12:23 pm
Nope it aint: http://tundratabloids.com/2012/12/round-up-on-todays-news-on-egypt.html
terroraustralis - December 6, 2012, 4:05 pm
this is a POORLY Ph**OSHOPPED IMAGE.
deerbag2 - December 6, 2012, 2:59 pm
They elected him.


THE BEST IDEA YET... - for blocking that damn oil leak in the Gulf.




THANK YOU NOTE TO INCUMBENT DEMOCRATS -




TOTAL BRAINWASHED MORON - It's no wonder your house has wheels on it genius ...




VA FEDERAL JUDGE RULES - that key provisions of Obamacare are unconstitutional. The house of cards is falling under its own weight.




VOLCANOES - Emitting more green house gases eons before man became Industrialized




MAN MADE GLOBAL WARMING - A grain of sand on the beach compared to what Mother Nature does.




People Who Live in Glass Houses -




" SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA " - Hey Girl, I can see your body moving And it's driving me crazy.




COMEDIANS - WE NEED 'EM IN THE WHITE HOUSE MEDIA POOL! -




Darn that gray hair -




WHY IS IT -




ANIMAL HOUSE POLITICS -




WAFFLE HOUSE SCIENCE -


TAGS: waffle house science global warming
Rating: 3.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2014, 7:08 pm

That's low (and dumb) even for you OTC.
OTC - January 25, 2014, 5:47 pm
So you are a racist, good to know http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shiney
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 5:04 pm
What's a "shiney" object? ..LMAO TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz's sock):He's really p-issing me off now! This poster is pushing my b-uttons. I know,I will ripoff his translation bit. That will show him! Wish I could be as witty as him..and knew how to spell :-/
OTC - January 25, 2014, 4:28 pm
Translation(Fauxnews/aka Sophia): " I have no idea what the term 'waffle' means in politics, so he must have meant Waffle House. Mmmmmmmm, waaaaafffflllleeeees, I need to go... Oh look, a shiney object!"
fauxnews - January 24, 2014, 11:52 pm
TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz): I'm projecting...big time. X-D
OTC - January 24, 2014, 11:42 pm
Struck a nerve, did I?


" CHANGE " - School for 'prophets' set to open in Tel Aviv.




CORDOBACARE -




NIXON MEETS PRESLY -




SNOW JOB -




NOV 2012 ELECTION RESULTS - From super majority down to three.




BREAKING NEWS - This just in, the White House has just confirmed that Osama Bin Ladin is still dead...




BARACK OBAMA - Working hard to stay ahead on the Gallup Poll Too bad he still is in the White House




FREELOADERS - Top 10 states for avoiding income tax are all Red States


TAGS: map quest for white house
Rating: 3.38/5

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crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 5:44 pm
VB, your anecdote is amusing, but unfortunately for you, the facts show otherwise.
vbattaile - September 18, 2012, 4:20 pm
The overwhelming majority of FREELOADERS ARE DEMOCRATS. Go Figure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vbattaile - September 18, 2012, 4:11 pm
There ARE lazy welfare libtards living in RED states


2010: IT'S TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE - (and the Senate too)




MAO - LMFAO -




Jeez, they'll stand in the way of anything -




SUPER BOWL PARTY - From The White House




COMING SOON - Senate to House Don't touch it




THE WHITE HOUSE - Don't Worry, They Got This




WAR GAMES - At the White House




REPUBLICAN HOUSE - Thanks again, morons. We'll remember this next election cycle.




CORRUPTION - knows both parties.




MORON - I SEE RUSSIA I SEE CANADA IN A MORONS' HOUSE




Impeachment -


TAGS: obama impeachment congress house representatives
Rating: 2.07/5

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Cannabal - August 6, 2014, 8:27 pm
Due to the legal principle of "standing," or implication of injury, Boehner might be able to sue Obama because of the delayed health insurance mandate what with the fact that he can't prove he lost insurance since he is covered by the federal government.
EmmaRoydes - August 5, 2014, 9:19 pm
I haven't seen what's in the lawsuit, but why do you think it's bogus?
Cannabal - August 5, 2014, 6:24 pm
You are absolutely right, Republicans really should have learned their lesson with Clinton, but I guess that's why they're opting for a bogus lawsuit instead.
EmmaRoydes - August 1, 2014, 1:38 pm
Other than Sarah Palin, the only ones talking about impeachment seem to be the liberals and they do it to raise campaign funding.


Boner, eh? -




LET'S GET 2013 ROLLING ! - OBAMA - CHECK lIBERALS - CHECK ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS - CHECK




Trump replaces bust of MLK with someone that looks like Steve Harvey -




Trump gets appropriate -


TAGS: white house press corps
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - January 26, 2017, 5:24 pm
Thanks young fella but he deserves all the credit.He's making it easy and doing all the work for us! But thank you for the shout out.There's still some juice left in this old tomato.Once in awhile I do something right.At least that's what my wife tells me
FoamyTheSquirrel - January 26, 2017, 4:53 pm
burrrrnnnnnnnnn(comment#82879and then#82887)You torched him,Ron.No wonder Sir Real is having a meltdown.I dont know who is right or real,because i really don't care about the whole "mods are paid-democrap hacks" bullsh*t, but that was one helluva burn :)
FoamyTheSquirrel - January 26, 2017, 4:33 pm
Brave? Sure. Stupid, but brave.
BlackIsBeautiful - January 26, 2017, 2:37 pm
Nope.
FoamyTheSquirrel - January 26, 2017, 2:36 pm
You are not the victim here, Norman Bates. Except maybe from your own #failtrolling. Trying to sell your con with your fake news about PolitiFAKE is about as convincing as a fake mustache. Anyone else buying this?
FoamyTheSquirrel - January 26, 2017, 1:47 pm
Kinda hard for us to "track" anything when you're rah-rah-rambling like this.You're so upset you're bu'tton mashing.You even accidentally quadruple posted:#82882thru#82885.You're #failing so loud we can all hear it in Quadraphonic 4.0 surround sound :)
SirReal - January 26, 2017, 1:03 pm
So, thats right, username RonaldReagan. You= yawn. Thanks for playing. But you are now officially road side garbage. See, ya!
SirReal - January 26, 2017, 1:03 pm
So, thats right, username RonaldReagan. You= yawn. Thanks for playing. But you are now officially road side garbage. See, ya!
RonaldReagan - January 26, 2017, 12:47 pm
Yawn...
SirReal - January 26, 2017, 12:40 pm
Shall I call you a cab, drunken old guy that just admited to the entire Politifake web that his entire universe revoles around being a weird, drunken, old guy in a bar, Mister RonaldReagan? You know he's dead. Right, old weirdo guy?
SirReal - January 26, 2017, 12:40 pm
Shall I call you a cab, drunken old guy that just admited to the entire Politifake web that his entire universe revoles around being a weird, drunken, old guy in a bar, Mister RonaldReagan? You know he's dead. Right, old weirdo guy?
SirReal - January 26, 2017, 12:40 pm
Shall I call you a cab, drunken old guy that just admited to the entire Politifake web that his entire universe revoles around being a weird, drunken, old guy in a bar, Mister RonaldReagan? You know he's dead. Right, old weirdo guy?
SirReal - January 26, 2017, 12:40 pm
Shall I call you a cab, drunken old guy that just admited to the entire Politifake web that his entire universe revoles around being a weird, drunken, old guy in a bar, Mister RonaldReagan? You know he's dead. Right, old weirdo guy?
SirReal - January 26, 2017, 12:34 pm
Yawn...
RonaldReagan - January 26, 2017, 12:33 pm
Now, I will leave you rambling to yourself like any other drunk homeless person I encounter on the street on my way to work. I have a life to get back to you. With some luck, maybe someday you will get one. Ta-ta fascist.
RonaldReagan - January 26, 2017, 12:29 pm
More projecting and lies from an internet addict. Not surprised that a make-believe soldier needs alternative facts to maintain his alternative reality. No, I'm not buying you a drink or taking you to a bar. Get a job, hobo.
RonaldReagan - January 26, 2017, 12:26 pm
Says the "irrelevant" troll who can't even manage to stay on this site long enough without lying about something or getting banned. Unlike your illegitimate President,Im a conservative who is on the right side of history. That's the definition of relevant
SirReal - January 26, 2017, 12:25 pm
So, what bar are you posting from, Ronnie? Cause you sound pretty darn drunk. What time is it, anyway where you are at? You know there are programs to help you for your drunken postings, right?
RonaldReagan - January 26, 2017, 12:12 pm
I care about my fellow members. I don't buy anything you are selling. And unlike you, internet addict, I hardly post here. And when I get my fix, I'm done for the day. You've been coming here for more than a year and getting banned over and over again
SirReal - January 26, 2017, 12:09 pm
You care what I think. That's why you post comments less than ten seconds after I do. Hugs and kisses!! Wow. You are admitting to posting from a bar?
RonaldReagan - January 26, 2017, 11:57 am
Actually, we are the regulars at this bar AND YOU are the homeless drunk who keeps trying to sneak back in after getting kicked out for not being able to handle his drink and for being a creepy weirdo around the customers. No one cares what you think.
SirReal - January 25, 2017, 4:37 pm
Called it. Don't worry. You. Dwy. Chris. Faux. And all the rest of you faux news spreading, leftist liberal loons will be relevant again...someday. Meanwhile, in less than three minutes, Trump kept more promises than Obama did in eight years, hun ;)
RebeccaHorner - January 23, 2017, 6:13 am
It's clear you are a crybaby sore loser,pretending to be a Republican Trump supporter and coming here trying to make the rest of us look bad.One only needs to look at your awful juvenile memes to see that.No one is this #fail on purpose. Good night,"hun."
RebeccaHorner - January 23, 2017, 6:09 am
That's why you nervously duh-duh-double posted. You are so upset about getting banned,you're mashing your keyboard now.It's clear you are the one having "the online meltdown." I voted for Trump, hun www.facebook.com/MyPinkFlamingo You are projecting.
SirReal - January 23, 2017, 1:54 am
I'm not the one having an online melt down because Donald Trump is president, hun
SirReal - January 23, 2017, 1:54 am
I'm not the one having an online melt down because Donald Trump is president, hun
RebeccaHorner - January 22, 2017, 9:27 pm
As for "calling us out",there you go again with the alternative facts.We come here for silly memes and to poke fun at corrupt politicians.You come here because your mental illness possesses you into thinking you have no other choice.Your mind is "eroding"
Greeny - January 22, 2017, 9:09 pm
A Newman never deserved this
RebeccaHorner - January 22, 2017, 8:45 pm
How would you know Getter1 was banned unless you were him?'Truth'my as*.The only fake news I see around here is from you.You make fake news memes.You lie about politifake being run by the DNC.If this place makes you so sad,LEAVE.No one makes you come here
SirReal - January 22, 2017, 8:09 pm
Truth out
Dwydwyyr - January 22, 2017, 11:31 am
My thoughts exactly.When he denies it like that,it's clear he's playing this gaslighting game with us.Normally I'd tell him not to let the door hit his a$$ on the way out,but it's become a revolving door lately.I guess some like getting spanked.TTFN peeps
rerun - January 22, 2017, 9:17 am

Nobody has stolen his ID. You are the closest person we know that's even close to his level of hate & abuse. I thought you might have been ....king actually.


Josh Earnest -


TAGS: josh earnest propaganda liar hack white house press secretary obama regime democrats liberals progressives
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 21, 2014, 6:37 am
I've often wondered if he got this job because of his last name...I mean really...don't you want the President's spokesman to be completely Earnest?


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